








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 44% |
| Smokes | 505 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 255 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 327 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,406 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claude Debussin' | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | K.T. | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Viviiiann | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | βͺMr.Slootβ’ | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | LXIX | Becky β‘ | 45% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XV | Bud1 | 13 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Viviiiann | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | βͺMr.Slootβ’ | 3 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | LXIX | Becky β‘ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ππͺπ»πΆπͺ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XV | Bud1 | 243 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | LXIX | Becky β‘ | 165 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | ππͺπ»πΆπͺ | 109 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | βͺMr.Slootβ’ | 86 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | Claude Debussin' | 56 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LXIX | Becky β‘ | +4.73 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | Claude Debussin' | +3.74 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | K.T. | +3.25 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Viviiiann | +0.64 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | ππͺπ»πΆπͺ | +0.54 | 69 | 53 |





