








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 437 | 34% |
| Smokes | 296 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 225 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,156 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LXIX | Becky ♡ | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | XXVII | Fukiashi | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | XV | Bud1 | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | K.T. | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | Kermit | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XV | Bud1 | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | LXIX | Becky ♡ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XV | Bud1 | 70 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | LXIX | Becky ♡ | 63 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | XXVII | Fukiashi | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | K.T. | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kermit | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LXIX | Becky ♡ | +3.49 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | K.T. | +2.34 | 61 | 73 |
| #3 | Viviiiann | -0.04 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | XV | Bud1 | -2.11 | 33 | 58 |
| #5 | XXVII | Fukiashi | -2.24 | 66 | 35 |





