








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 363 | 19% |
| Smokes | 518 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 543 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,228 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ptox | 39% | 18 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | 35% | 40 |
| #3 | Amnay | 33% | 66 |
| #4 | johnny sins | 32% | 25 |
| #5 | Joker | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hunterxide | 35% | 40 |
| #3 | Amnay | 33% | 66 |
| #4 | johnny sins | 32% | 25 |
| #5 | Joker | 23% | 22 |
| #6 | Lasco | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amnay | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | johnny sins | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Joker | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Ptox | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 179 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | johnny sins | 95 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ptox | 61 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Amnay | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Joker | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ptox | +3.87 | 50 | 63 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | +2.49 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Amnay | +1.70 | 60 | 37 |
| #4 | johnny sins | -1.21 | 23 | 50 |
| #5 | Lasco | -3.38 | 15 | 43 |





