








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 967 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 273 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8187 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4824 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6189 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3171 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,479,208 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 909 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 55% | 212 |
| #2 | Amnay | 52% | 309 |
| #3 | Joker | 46% | 68 |
| #4 | johnny sins | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 55% | 212 |
| #2 | Amnay | 52% | 309 |
| #3 | Joker | 46% | 68 |
| #4 | johnny sins | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amnay | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Joker | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 906 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | Amnay | 314 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | johnny sins | 231 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Joker | 44 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | +1.63 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | Ptox | +1.51 | 53 | 65 |
| #3 | Amnay | -0.32 | 62 | 49 |
| #4 | johnny sins | -3.08 | 16 | 51 |
| #5 | Joker | -4.31 | 19 | 34 |





