








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 405 | 17% |
| Smokes | 503 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,208 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ptox | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | Amnay | 43% | 155 |
| #4 | Joker | 38% | 77 |
| #5 | johnny sins | 32% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hunterxide | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | Amnay | 43% | 155 |
| #4 | Joker | 38% | 77 |
| #5 | johnny sins | 32% | 59 |
| #6 | Kamish | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Joker | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Amnay | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | johnny sins | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Ptox | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 368 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | johnny sins | 205 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Amnay | 120 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ptox | 69 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Joker | 59 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ptox | +4.21 | 62 | 62 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | +3.43 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Amnay | +1.07 | 63 | 42 |
| #4 | johnny sins | -1.68 | 17 | 50 |
| #5 | Kamish | -2.90 | 30 | 45 |





