








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 606 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1005 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 985 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 667 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $880,159 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 46% | 160 |
| #2 | Ptox | 46% | 68 |
| #3 | Amnay | 40% | 253 |
| #4 | Lasco | 38% | 77 |
| #5 | johnny sins | 37% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ptox | 46% | 68 |
| #3 | Amnay | 40% | 253 |
| #4 | Lasco | 38% | 77 |
| #5 | johnny sins | 37% | 87 |
| #6 | Kamish | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Amnay | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Lasco | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | johnny sins | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Ptox | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunterxide | 607 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | johnny sins | 309 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Ptox | 188 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Amnay | 183 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lasco | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ptox | +3.85 | 56 | 62 |
| #2 | Hunterxide | +2.94 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | Amnay | +1.18 | 63 | 42 |
| #4 | johnny sins | -2.00 | 19 | 52 |
| #5 | Kamish | -3.81 | 29 | 50 |





