








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5847 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4671 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1870 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2126 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,285,288 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MskQ_ | | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | GROLAR | 66% | 155 |
| #3 | 𝑭𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒀 | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | SPECTRE | 64% | 70 |
| #5 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑭𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒀 | +5.35 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | MskQ_ | | +4.94 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | Sahar Luna | +3.15 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | F1a$hbang | +2.10 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | SPECTRE | +1.00 | 64 | 59 |





