








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 662 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7051 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5648 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6184 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6127 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,949 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jetzen | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | Lee | 61% | 109 |
| #3 | xXFaNaTic | 58% | 141 |
| #4 | Bloody | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | ksN.x) | 54% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moondog | 584 | 0.38 | 16 min |
| #2 | €nRag3 | 322 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | xXFaNaTic | 270 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lee | 260 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | ksN.x) | 195 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jetzen | +2.69 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Lee | +1.52 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Reyshion | +1.47 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | MösenMörser | +1.40 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Gru | +0.97 | 86 | 66 |





