








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3737 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3729 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2467 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2641 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,822 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | ksN.x) | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Reyshion | 58% | 141 |
| #4 | Bloody | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | moondog | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bloody | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | moondog | 56% | 48 |
| #6 | €nRag3 | 49% | 100 |
| #7 | Gru | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | MösenMörser | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyshion | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | €nRag3 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | moondog | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ksN.x) | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Gru | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyshion | 500 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | moondog | 436 | 0.42 | 13 min |
| #3 | €nRag3 | 186 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lee | 154 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bloody | 121 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MösenMörser | +1.73 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | Lee | +1.68 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | Reyshion | +1.42 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | Gru | +0.38 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | ksN.x) | -0.12 | 75 | 67 |





