








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 486 | 24% |
| Smokes | 153 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 1012 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 337 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,593 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tung tung tung tung sahor | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | CyberBesad23 | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | GURKAN | 47% | 62 |
| #4 | vrygon | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | MereeI | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PP-Bizon Man | 39% | 38 |
| #8 | The Smokecriminal | 39% | 74 |
| #9 | ClutchPack | 38% | 58 |
| #10 | FjantSC | 32% | 41 |
| #11 | Katapult | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Smokecriminal | 29 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | ClutchPack | 17 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | PP-Bizon Man | 17 | 0.0224 |
| #4 | CyberBesad23 | 15 | 0.0225 |
| #5 | Kanta1 | 7 | 0.0350 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Smokecriminal | 471 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #2 | PP-Bizon Man | 252 | 0.33 | 5 min |
| #3 | CyberBesad23 | 160 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | ClutchPack | 126 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | FjantSC | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tung tung tung tung sahor | +11.58 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | The Smokecriminal | +5.18 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | CyberBesad23 | +4.89 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | GURKAN | +4.43 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | MereeI | +2.40 | 61 | 62 |





