








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2809 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3412 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2388 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2332 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,706,864 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rvrky | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | CyberBesad23 | 57% | 74 |
| #3 | PapuTevas | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | MullTastic | 48% | 80 |
| #5 | The Smokecriminal | 42% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ClutchPack | 40% | 168 |
| #7 | Lilipadd | 39% | 99 |
| #8 | PP-Bizon Man | 37% | 89 |
| #9 | Katapult | 33% | 89 |
| #10 | Macchiato6.9 | 32% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Smokecriminal | 47 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | ClutchPack | 28 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | CyberBesad23 | 25 | 0.0163 |
| #4 | PP-Bizon Man | 22 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Macchiato6.9 | 8 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Smokecriminal | 1113 | 0.26 | 30 min |
| #2 | PP-Bizon Man | 541 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #3 | ClutchPack | 329 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | PapuTevas | 268 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | CyberBesad23 | 260 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Smokecriminal | +3.64 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | CyberBesad23 | +3.10 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | Rvrky | +2.89 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | ClutchPack | +1.11 | 53 | 57 |
| #5 | FjantSC | +0.50 | 64 | 52 |





