








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5541 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4084 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2916 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3483 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,161 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | may0NESY | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | NaT ThE ArTiST | 60% | 164 |
| #3 | Dokouga | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | JamY_le_pgm | 57% | 150 |
| #5 | La fusée | 57% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | King Kojiro ღ | 57% | 181 |
| #7 | anaisd9 | 57% | 51 |
| #8 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 56% | 362 |
| #9 | Steevy2K | 55% | 20 |
| #10 | Darkskyman | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 22 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | JamY_le_pgm | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | King Kojiro ღ | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | NaT ThE ArTiST | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | La fusée | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 1173 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | JamY_le_pgm | 480 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | King Kojiro ღ | 472 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | NaT ThE ArTiST | 431 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | La fusée | 327 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | may0NESY | +1.94 | 64 | 63 |
| #2 | JamY_le_pgm | +1.87 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | +0.57 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | +0.35 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | La fusée | +0.22 | 69 | 75 |





