








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 481 matches | ||
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11987 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10310 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9468 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 12285 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,682 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 528 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamY_le_pgm | 62% | 185 |
| #2 | anaisd9 | 58% | 55 |
| #3 | NaT ThE ArTiST | 57% | 229 |
| #4 | King Kojiro ღ | 56% | 178 |
| #5 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 56% | 362 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 2001 | 0.26 | 57 min |
| #2 | mY • SladiiX | 1075 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #3 | NaT ThE ArTiST | 712 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | JamY_le_pgm | 668 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #5 | Darkskyman | 589 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamY_le_pgm | +2.47 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | +1.20 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | mY • SladiiX | +0.59 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | +0.34 | 75 | 76 |
| #5 | NaT ThE ArTiST | +0.23 | 53 | 74 |





