








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3827 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3128 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2918 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,881 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 60% | 164 |
| #2 | anaisd9 | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | JamY_le_pgm | 59% | 58 |
| #4 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 57% | 229 |
| #5 | King Kojiro ღ | 56% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 972 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #2 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 747 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | La fusée | 336 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | King Kojiro ღ | 297 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | JamY_le_pgm | 182 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamY_le_pgm | +1.31 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | +0.74 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | +0.65 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | NaT ThE ArTiST | +0.64 | 55 | 73 |
| #5 | La fusée | +0.37 | 71 | 73 |





