








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2140 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1748 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1954 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,971 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agentpinkpony57james | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | allu | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | Ninjakana | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | kivezza | 54% | 172 |
| #5 | Rytkön Ville | 53% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agentpinkpony57james | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | allu | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | Ninjakana | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | kivezza | 54% | 172 |
| #5 | Rytkön Ville | 53% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | kivezza | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Rytkön Ville | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | agentpinkpony57james | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Ninjakana | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rytkön Ville | 466 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | kivezza | 257 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | allu | 248 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ninjakana | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | agentpinkpony57james | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agentpinkpony57james | +2.50 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | Ninjakana | +2.11 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | kivezza | +1.38 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | allu | +0.23 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | Rytkön Ville | -0.53 | 65 | 68 |





