








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 710 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3812 | 15% |
| Smokes | 7791 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5666 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8047 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,862,537 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruce Wayne | 54% | 172 |
| #2 | Rytkön Ville | 53% | 406 |
| #3 | allu | 53% | 546 |
| #4 | Ninjakana | 52% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruce Wayne | 54% | 172 |
| #2 | Rytkön Ville | 53% | 406 |
| #3 | allu | 53% | 546 |
| #4 | Ninjakana | 52% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu | 34 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Bruce Wayne | 17 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Rytkön Ville | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ninjakana | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rytkön Ville | 1398 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #2 | allu | 1095 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #3 | Ninjakana | 408 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Bruce Wayne | 295 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninjakana | +1.84 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | kivezza | +0.60 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | allu | -0.28 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | Rytkön Ville | -0.60 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | Bruce Wayne | -1.36 | 39 | 48 |





