








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 811 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 525 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3743 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5840 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7221 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5787 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,799,860 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 905 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninjakana | 58% | 136 |
| #2 | Bruce Wayne | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | Rytkön Ville | 55% | 291 |
| #4 | kivezza | 53% | 546 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninjakana | 58% | 136 |
| #2 | Bruce Wayne | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | Rytkön Ville | 55% | 291 |
| #4 | kivezza | 53% | 546 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kivezza | 13 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Bruce Wayne | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Rytkön Ville | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Ninjakana | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rytkön Ville | 1028 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | kivezza | 746 | 0.07 | 23 min |
| #3 | Ninjakana | 229 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bruce Wayne | 216 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninjakana | +1.83 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | kivezza | +0.79 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | allu | -0.11 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | Rytkön Ville | -0.47 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | Bruce Wayne | -1.57 | 37 | 49 |





