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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 760 | 40% |
| Smokes | 568 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 514 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,467 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waffle huise wafufle | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | voltage | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | GabeDeDryNoodle | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | SUwUbin | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waffle huise wafufle | 618 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| #2 | GabeDeDryNoodle | 166 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | voltage | 147 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | SUwUbin | 80 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | xWrnalp13_ | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | voltage | +2.82 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | GabeDeDryNoodle | -0.42 | 53 | 61 |
| #3 | waffle huise wafufle | -0.90 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | Tomato | -0.98 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | SUwUbin | -1.23 | 72 | 47 |





