








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1827 | 37% |
| Smokes | 692 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1469 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 889 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,414 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leta Bair | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | voltage | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | waffle huise wafufle | 42% | 24 |
| #4 | xWrnalp13_ | 38% | 29 |
| #5 | Tomato | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leta Bair | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | voltage | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | waffle huise wafufle | 42% | 24 |
| #4 | xWrnalp13_ | 38% | 29 |
| #5 | Tomato | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xWrnalp13_ | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | waffle huise wafufle | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Tomato | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Leta Bair | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | voltage | 209 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | waffle huise wafufle | 161 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tomato | 98 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Leta Bair | 45 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | xWrnalp13_ | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | voltage | +3.84 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Leta Bair | +0.26 | 40 | 54 |
| #3 | GabeDeDryNoodle | -0.42 | 47 | 64 |
| #4 | waffle huise wafufle | -0.85 | 61 | 50 |
| #5 | xWrnalp13_ | -1.32 | 52 | 29 |





