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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 43% |
| Smokes | 91 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 267 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 260 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $403,306 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaredness | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | Black Jesus | 44% | 41 |
| #3 | Python | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | Eedu Boi | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | Faze Gåsen | 34% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | FINNISH_AIM Ninja Turttle Man | 29% | 66 |
| #8 | TerraBoe | 26% | 34 |
| #9 | Crileboy я его | 25% | 8 |
| #10 | blue cheese I'm hungry | 20% | 10 |
| #11 | aGu | 7% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaredness | +7.17 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Crileboy я его | +4.86 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | Faze Gåsen | +2.90 | 59 | 24 |
| #4 | Eedu Boi | +1.91 | 50 | 47 |
| #5 | aGu | +0.95 | 61 | 42 |





