








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




220 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3063 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2271 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1218 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1514 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,376,599 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2017 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eedu Boi | +1.66 | 47 | 31 |
| #2 | turn his TV off | +1.58 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | Faze Gåsen | +1.34 | 52 | 22 |
| #4 | eitch | +1.05 | 36 | 20 |
| #5 | TerraBoe | -0.08 | 54 | 30 |





