








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1648 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3415 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3216 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2732 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,656 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 840 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axuiz | 48% | 33 |
| #2 | Scaredness | 47% | 175 |
| #3 | faithybaithy | 44% | 41 |
| #4 | Python | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | blue cheese I'm hungry | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Faze Gåsen | 40% | 138 |
| #7 | RCC_River | 37% | 62 |
| #8 | TerraBoe | 30% | 23 |
| #9 | FINNISH_AIM Ninja Turttle Man | 28% | 36 |
| #10 | Crileboy я его | 12% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faze Gåsen | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Python | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | TerraBoe | 6 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | Scaredness | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | faithybaithy | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaredness | 419 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Faze Gåsen | 83 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Python | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | RCC_River | 58 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | TerraBoe | 46 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crileboy я его | +5.41 | 57 | 60 |
| #2 | Scaredness | +5.03 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | RCC_River | -0.26 | 56 | 31 |
| #4 | faithybaithy | -0.41 | 70 | 21 |
| #5 | Faze Gåsen | -0.46 | 52 | 30 |





