








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2771 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2454 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1191 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2878 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,870,943 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SettiMake | 55% | 150 |
| #2 | Eedu Boi | 49% | 81 |
| #3 | Crileboy я его | 47% | 203 |
| #4 | SaS | 45% | 84 |
| #5 | eitch | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Crileboy я его | 47% | 203 |
| #4 | SaS | 45% | 84 |
| #5 | eitch | 42% | 31 |
| #6 | FINNISH_AIM Ninja Turttle Man | 35% | 110 |
| #7 | -curry_soppan- | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SettiMake | 32 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | SaS | 28 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | Eedu Boi | 22 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | FINNISH_AIM Ninja Turttle Man | 18 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Crileboy я его | 13 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SettiMake | 761 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | Crileboy я его | 483 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | SaS | 193 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | FINNISH_AIM Ninja Turttle Man | 127 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | -curry_soppan- | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SettiMake | +2.42 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | Crileboy я его | +2.01 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | -curry_soppan- | +0.66 | 44 | 53 |
| #4 | Eedu Boi | +0.55 | 50 | 32 |
| #5 | aGu | +0.46 | 65 | 36 |





