








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4855 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3858 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3465 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3429 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,367 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUstICEY | 70% | 81 |
| #2 | heaven | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | sack toucher | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | GengA | 56% | 113 |
| #5 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GengA | 56% | 113 |
| #5 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 54% | 52 |
| #6 | w | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | Frosted Shakes | 50% | 38 |
| #8 | f1nch | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUstICEY | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | GengA | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | sack toucher | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | heaven | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GengA | 183 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | heaven | 145 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Frosted Shakes | 141 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 123 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | JUstICEY | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUstICEY | +4.19 | 77 | 52 |
| #2 | Frosted Shakes | +1.60 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | Kolalabatch | +1.50 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | GengA | +0.98 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | heaven | +0.82 | 79 | 65 |





