








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8047 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7437 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3461 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4604 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,955 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUstICEY | 64% | 102 |
| #2 | w | 64% | 107 |
| #3 | GengA | 60% | 261 |
| #4 | f1nch | 57% | 70 |
| #5 | heaven | 54% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GengA | 60% | 261 |
| #4 | f1nch | 57% | 70 |
| #5 | heaven | 54% | 183 |
| #6 | Kolalabatch | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 49% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heaven | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | GengA | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | f1nch | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | w | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | JUstICEY | 6 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heaven | 555 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | GengA | 450 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 283 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | JUstICEY | 134 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | f1nch | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUstICEY | +2.80 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | Frosted Shakes | +2.10 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | GengA | +0.93 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | f1nch | +0.81 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | w | +0.69 | 66 | 58 |





