








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4252 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3034 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2943 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2493 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,065 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | GengA | 58% | 233 |
| #7 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 57% | 115 |
| #8 | Frosted Shakes | 54% | 183 |
| #9 | f1nch | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | char | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GengA | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | JUstICEY | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Frosted Shakes | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | w | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosted Shakes | 798 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | GengA | 473 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 | 303 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | JUstICEY | 175 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kolalabatch | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUstICEY | +2.61 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | w | +1.27 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | Frosted Shakes | +1.17 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | GengA | +1.15 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | heaven | +1.08 | 80 | 64 |





