








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 186 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1763 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1454 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1619 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1593 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,200 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kahvipapu | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Peeta | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Kokke | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Headshot Machine | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | DnZ | 51% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | KESSU | 47% | 34 |
| #10 | JNKR | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | Tapsa | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | Wilkerr | 43% | 14 |
| #13 | mela vaa :D | 39% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Headshot Machine | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Pulius | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Kokke | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 1227 | 0.33 | 33 min |
| #2 | DnZ | 413 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | mela vaa :D | 234 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Peeta | 139 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pulius | 66 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeta | +2.74 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Kokke | +2.59 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | KESSU | +2.51 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | DnZ | +2.30 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | J Lite | +1.48 | 69 | 59 |





