








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 477 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1860 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3676 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3022 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4047 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,801,977 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeta | 60% | 73 |
| #2 | Headshot Machine | 58% | 77 |
| #3 | mela vaa :D | 58% | 147 |
| #4 | koige | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | kahvipapu | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KESSU | 53% | 131 |
| #9 | Joelo | 53% | 420 |
| #10 | J Lite | 51% | 69 |
| #11 | rmk | 48% | 92 |
| #12 | Wilkerr | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DnZ | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #2 | mela vaa :D | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Headshot Machine | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Joelo | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #5 | KESSU | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 3093 | 0.34 | 84 min |
| #2 | DnZ | 1149 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #3 | mela vaa :D | 534 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | Peeta | 222 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | J Lite | 177 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koige | +3.84 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | Peeta | +3.20 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | KESSU | +3.16 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | DnZ | +2.10 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | Headshot Machine | +0.80 | 41 | 47 |





