








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1216 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1806 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1168 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,827 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koige | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | J Lite | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | JNKR | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Peeta | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | Pulius | 58% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | rmk | 55% | 44 |
| #10 | Wilkerr | 50% | 14 |
| #11 | Tapsa | 50% | 32 |
| #12 | KESSU | 48% | 42 |
| #13 | mela vaa :D | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | DnZ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Pulius | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | KESSU | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | J Lite | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 1536 | 0.36 | 41 min |
| #2 | DnZ | 466 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | mela vaa :D | 235 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kokke | 148 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tapsa | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KESSU | +3.87 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | koige | +3.34 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Peeta | +1.81 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | DnZ | +1.80 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | Kokke | +1.56 | 74 | 74 |





