








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1129 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13706 | 29% |
| Smokes | 13087 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9164 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 11525 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,230,318 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kokke | 66% | 67 |
| #2 | koige | 61% | 113 |
| #3 | Peeta | 57% | 200 |
| #4 | Lääst rismäs | 57% | 63 |
| #5 | kahvipapu | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | J Lite | 53% | 165 |
| #12 | Joelo | 52% | 808 |
| #13 | KESSU | 52% | 273 |
| #14 | Wilkerr | 51% | 70 |
| #15 | rmk | 51% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 5 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | mela vaa :D | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | KESSU | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Peeta | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Headshot Machine | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 5885 | 0.33 | 155 min |
| #2 | mela vaa :D | 1104 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | Peeta | 585 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #4 | J Lite | 382 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | koige | 307 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koige | +2.95 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Peeta | +2.44 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | KESSU | +2.35 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | DnZ | +1.47 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | Headshot Machine | +0.01 | 42 | 47 |





