








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 21% |
| Smokes | 937 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 585 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 887 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,675 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ixpyy | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Dasher | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | SilLeX | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Hannumn | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | DaSimiXD | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaSimiXD | 2 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | SilLeX | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | +3.31 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | SilLeX | +1.41 | 74 | 32 |
| #3 | Cheeky Smithy #SlavaUkraini | +1.16 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | DaSimiXD | +1.00 | 91 | 62 |
| #5 | ixpyy | +0.69 | 86 | 50 |





