








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 613 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6104 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6380 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5584 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5693 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,139,560 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bootsandals | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | jyrki | 56% | 290 |
| #3 | Bulju | 52% | 119 |
| #4 | Johannes | 51% | 471 |
| #5 | jutsi =D | 50% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bulju | 52% | 119 |
| #4 | Johannes | 51% | 471 |
| #5 | jutsi =D | 50% | 257 |
| #6 | V4iski | 46% | 41 |
| #7 | mirpp | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jyrki | 50 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | jutsi =D | 22 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Johannes | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Bulju | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | mirpp | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johannes | 1425 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #2 | jyrki | 1027 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | jutsi =D | 641 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #4 | Bulju | 216 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | bootsandals | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jyrki | +4.40 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | suRma | +1.15 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | bootsandals | +0.13 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | jutsi =D | -0.32 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | mirpp | -1.30 | 75 | 49 |





