








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4736 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4355 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3813 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,224,507 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pnksta | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | ismo | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | jyrki | 53% | 169 |
| #4 | suRma | 50% | 257 |
| #5 | Leipuri | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | suRma | 50% | 257 |
| #5 | Leipuri | 50% | 30 |
| #6 | Johannes | 49% | 265 |
| #7 | Bulju | 49% | 113 |
| #8 | mirpp | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jyrki | 22 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | suRma | 18 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | pnksta | 10 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | mirpp | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Johannes | 8 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johannes | 778 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | jyrki | 538 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | suRma | 464 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Bulju | 205 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | mirpp | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jyrki | +5.43 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | pnksta | +2.16 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | suRma | +1.10 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Leipuri | +0.70 | 56 | 47 |
| #5 | jutsi =D | +0.29 | 68 | 71 |





