








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 572 | 26% |
| Smokes | 468 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 584 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,678 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pnksta | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | jutsi =DD | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | killerbeast=D | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Johannes | 47% | 122 |
| #5 | V4iski | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | V4iski | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | Bulju | 46% | 94 |
| #7 | jyrki | 46% | 70 |
| #8 | suRma | 46% | 92 |
| #9 | jutsi =D | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jyrki | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Bulju | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Johannes | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | jutsi =D | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | pnksta | 2 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johannes | 419 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | jyrki | 280 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | jutsi =D | 224 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | suRma | 181 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bulju | 180 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jyrki | +5.40 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | pnksta | +3.66 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | suRma | +1.61 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | jutsi =D | -0.20 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | killerbeast=D | -0.22 | 69 | 40 |





