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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4144 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5298 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2799 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3756 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,617,615 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikyliX | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Yan | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | HAUKKA | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | HERR JÜRGEN | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Atomik Destruktor | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yan | 286 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | HERR JÜRGEN | 229 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | MikyliX | 223 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | HAUKKA | 137 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | an actual chicken | 125 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikyliX | +2.01 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | bootsandals | +1.75 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | suRma | +1.64 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | an actual chicken | +1.20 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | Yan | +0.34 | 80 | 57 |





