








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1904 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2238 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2394 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2157 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,308 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobby Smithsonian | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | CinemaFPS | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 67% | 24 |
| #4 | Gravyity | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Jeff | 52% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | +4.96 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | +4.95 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | CinemaFPS | +3.94 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | Doodle Bob | +2.99 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | Gravyity | +2.07 | 78 | 27 |





