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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1935 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1400 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1471 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 810 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,913 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiGG3 | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | Rekylvand | 41% | 22 |
| #3 | fedtmule | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | Chralle | 40% | 80 |
| #5 | fangool | 39% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Bromie | 26% | 27 |
| #12 | MowzeeDK | 21% | 33 |
| #13 | PeterTheViking | 17% | 36 |
| #14 | RagePete | 11% | 18 |
| #15 | andfolt | 0% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | +7.83 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Chralle | +4.78 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +2.53 | 45 | 32 |
| #4 | fedtmule | +1.40 | 33 | 36 |
| #5 | C-rap | +0.22 | 46 | 78 |





