








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5449 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4720 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4325 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2587 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,805 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1tzy -M- | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | Hattemager | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | Sir.W1lly | 56% | 86 |
| #4 | Maria <3 | 53% | 164 |
| #5 | Super Monkey ๐ฉ๐ฐ | 51% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | andfolt | 39% | 33 |
| #13 | โกโโขโโคโข | 39% | 66 |
| #14 | Mulle2k | 36% | 44 |
| #15 | Rekylvand | 35% | 60 |
| #16 | Bromie | 26% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | +4.96 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Chralle | +2.03 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | Fr1tzy -M- | +1.80 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | N1CK | +1.27 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | Sir.W1lly | +0.61 | 38 | 59 |





