








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 369 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3709 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4077 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3818 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2384 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,295,643 of utility $305 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speedie | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Братце | 60% | 77 |
| #3 | BlackzMagus.cry.exe | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | inspector HaZe | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | ¡LupoCS™ 💎NEW ⇆TRADE ACC | 56% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¡LupoCS™ 💎NEW ⇆TRADE ACC | 688 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Dr. Rick Brown™ ⇆trades | 463 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Izzie | 420 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | fleet | 399 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Братце | 225 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speedie | +4.01 | 59 | 48 |
| #2 | Братце | +3.84 | 91 | 57 |
| #3 | ¡LupoCS™ 💎NEW ⇆TRADE ACC | +3.09 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | 1'cup | +3.02 | 67 | 49 |
| #5 | Dr. Rick Brown™ ⇆trades | +2.49 | 70 | 64 |





