








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




211 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15500 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13808 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6209 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 10756 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,322,559 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleet | 64% | 157 |
| #2 | 1'cup | 64% | 58 |
| #3 | Der Lieferjunge | 56% | 185 |
| #4 | n3xon | 56% | 72 |
| #5 | NeverRain | 53% | 371 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleet | 349 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | NeverRain | 336 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hirngulasch 3000 | 304 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Der Lieferjunge | 266 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | EXCPECTIX | 174 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1'cup | +4.60 | 73 | 45 |
| #2 | n3xon | +3.62 | 90 | 54 |
| #3 | ¡LupoCS™ 💎NEW ⇆TRADE ACC | +3.00 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | fleet | +2.14 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | inspector HaZe | +1.54 | 58 | 42 |





