








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 790 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3252 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3264 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1822 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3116 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,158,041 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MaS0n1X ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 70% | 66 |
| #5 | Gem1ni | 63% | 41 |
| #6 | Krishanlal | 60% | 30 |
| #7 | ZeroNewt | 59% | 63 |
| #8 | Dewy | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lumen | +3.59 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | smokesh_^ | +3.16 | 85 | 50 |
| #3 | MaS0n1X ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +0.38 | 89 | 56 |
| #4 | Gem1ni | +0.31 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | ZeroNewt | +0.30 | 76 | 63 |





