








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 316 | 30% |
| Smokes | 214 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 281 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 254 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,364 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schmandfaktor Sr. | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cast0r Sr. | 20 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #3 | Spray Charles Sr. | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Donkey Sr. | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Jerkstar Sr. | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spray Charles Sr. | +9.23 | 77 | 82 |
| #2 | Cast0r Sr. | +6.18 | 75 | 78 |
| #3 | Donkey Sr. | +5.61 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | Quid PRO Quo Sr. | +5.03 | 55 | 69 |
| #5 | Ad0nis der Bäinis Sr. | +3.27 | 65 | 62 |





