








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1683 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1739 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1029 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1111 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,199 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | papaJ | 80% | 10 |
| #5 | WB | 80% | 10 |
| #6 | Caffè Kat | 70% | 20 |
| #7 | skullaze | 60% | 10 |
| #8 | Ken | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skullaze | 3 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | Ken | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Caffè Kat | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Leado | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | papaJ | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caffè Kat | 73 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Leado | 42 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ken | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | papaJ | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | skullaze | 31 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papaJ | +3.74 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | Leado | +3.28 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | issic | +2.38 | 79 | 40 |
| #4 | skullaze | +2.03 | 58 | 43 |
| #5 | WB | +1.05 | 77 | 49 |





