








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3125 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2768 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2758 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $956,149 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | confirm | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | s/ | 67% | 43 |
| #3 | den1s | 64% | 44 |
| #4 | p0wer | 61% | 127 |
| #5 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 60% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 60% | 246 |
| #7 | copey | 59% | 37 |
| #8 | MajorFletch | 55% | 22 |
| #9 | 37 | 53% | 17 |
| #10 | Mist Vi | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s/ | 14 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | confirm | 10 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | p0wer | 9 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 749 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 681 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #3 | p0wer | 304 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | den1s | 174 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mist Vi | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaRoLdiNh0 | +3.45 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | s/ | +1.97 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | inst1nct_OG | +1.20 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | confirm | +0.52 | 87 | 61 |
| #5 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | +0.17 | 69 | 72 |





