








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9259 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6946 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5214 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6950 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,432 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 486 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appl4f1tters | 74% | 39 |
| #2 | h4byn | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | fishfromriver | 64% | 138 |
| #4 | inst1nct_OG | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | copey | 63% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | p0wer | 60% | 118 |
| #12 | Mist Vi | 57% | 118 |
| #13 | 37 | 56% | 87 |
| #14 | Skyboy1963 | 56% | 75 |
| #15 | MajorFletch | 55% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | fishfromriver | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | p0wer | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | kamen | 9 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 1162 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 785 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | MajorFletch | 686 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #4 | fishfromriver | 476 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | kamen | 357 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaRoLdiNh0 | +3.88 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | kamen | +1.41 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | dyragu | +1.05 | 75 | 79 |
| #4 | Appl4f1tters | +0.92 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | +0.83 | 69 | 72 |





