








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7049 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6006 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6493 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6127 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,813,333 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 908 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | chnce | 67% | 43 |
| #3 | copey | 67% | 57 |
| #4 | h4byn | 66% | 103 |
| #5 | EdgeG | 63% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | p0wer | 55% | 123 |
| #16 | reApeR 靈魂 | 54% | 46 |
| #17 | dyragu | 54% | 112 |
| #18 | inst1nct_OG | 50% | 56 |
| #19 | MajorFletch | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 19 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | h4byn | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | special k | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | copey | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 873 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 596 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | dyragu | 519 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #4 | den1s | 422 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | 1der | 369 | 0.40 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | +4.02 | 91 | 85 |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | +3.46 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | JTA | +1.89 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | EdgeG | +1.49 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | sly | +1.47 | 72 | 69 |





