








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3435 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2654 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2998 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2190 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,885 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0bra | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | hyvoltagex3y | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Scorp | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Dalboe | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | SocialistSamurai | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SocialistSamurai | 111 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Dalboe | 110 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | c0bra | 93 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Orb Hunter | 77 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | hyvoltagex3y | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z£D ♚ | +3.12 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | Dalboe | +2.70 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | SocialistSamurai | +2.27 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | Orb Hunter | +1.01 | 75 | 42 |
| #5 | c0bra | +0.72 | 56 | 45 |





