








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 666 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2209 | 11% |
| Smokes | 5698 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6611 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5774 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,528,938 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | 49% | 79 |
| #2 | Authentic | 46% | 145 |
| #3 | Z£D ♚ | 44% | 77 |
| #4 | Scavenger | 44% | 80 |
| #5 | TopShotKenny | 43% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Authentic | 624 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | Dalboe | 574 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | TopShotKenny | 464 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | ACE | 444 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | The.Pope | 294 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | +10.38 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | Z£D ♚ | +4.21 | 60 | 66 |
| #3 | Dalboe | +3.63 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | Scavenger | +3.21 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | Authentic | +3.09 | 65 | 69 |





