








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3589 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2620 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2832 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3331 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,389,362 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bottom Fragging | 62% | 50 |
| #2 | broky but girl | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | String Bean | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | βͺ bigZ | 60% | 169 |
| #5 | i Aimbot | 57% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i Aimbot | 20 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Ultra | 19 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | βͺ bigZ | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Bnaugs | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Mako | 6 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βͺ bigZ | 631 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ultra | 334 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bnaugs | 333 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | i Aimbot | 288 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | String Bean | 222 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broky but girl | +2.68 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | βͺ bigZ | +2.59 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | Igamealot102 | +2.24 | 90 | 56 |
| #4 | MisfitMason | +1.69 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Ultra | +1.39 | 61 | 50 |





