








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9034 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8298 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5602 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7621 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,679,936 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1618 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i Aimbot | 60% | 60 |
| #2 | Igamealot102 | 60% | 169 |
| #3 | Bottom Fragging | 51% | 339 |
| #4 | broky but girl | 51% | 215 |
| #5 | Gary | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ bigZ | +2.50 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | broky but girl | +2.02 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | Igamealot102 | +1.86 | 89 | 55 |
| #4 | i Aimbot | +0.13 | 72 | 28 |
| #5 | Bottom Fragging | -0.32 | 68 | 59 |





